THINGS I CAN'T EAT ON THIS CLEANSE MY ROOMMATES *CONVINCED* ME TO DO WITH THEM
Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Fun-Free
- •CarbohydratesBut like the bad kinds. And by bad kinds I mean the best kinds that they say now cause lung cancer or something. I.e. Bread, pasta
- •DairyI miss cheese. Also ice cream. Remember butter?? How good is butter?! Dreaming of cream cheese...
- •Processed foodsThis is not very defined but I'm guessing I just can't eat food in bags or boxes or made by anyone else?
- •GrainsSoon we'll incorporate protein-y grains like quinoa and kasha. Fun times ahead.
- •LegumesWe live in Israel so we could only really go one week without hummus.
- •SugarDid I mention I'm not allowed to eat chocolate. Let's see how long this'll last...
- •CoffeeYeah right.
- •AlcoholNo new friends.
- •...So what can I eat?Vegetables. Fruit. Nuts (but not too many). Eggs (my only true friends).