1. Don't stand on a chair that swivels and jump off
  2. You will twist your knee
  3. You will bruise your spine on the corner of the wall
  4. You will laugh uncontrollably at your own stupidity...with no one around to see
  5. Until you write it down on an app
  6. In which case, very few, exactly 3 ppl, will possibly read about it
  7. Oh and ask for help when packing....packing sucks!