5 Photos on My Phone, Chosen at Random

These are five photos chosen at random throughout my phone.
  1. This is a picture of my foster child Madelyn dragging her face like a satanic demon. What great form she has.
  2. This is not what it appears to be. While I appear to be fighting an adolescent, I'm actually taking part in a stage combat class.
  3. This is an image of my father in his natural habitat, an ocean of money.
  4. This is my friend Abbey getting ready to fight someone in her youth. So wreckless!
  5. This is Madelyn again, but driving a car. Crazy.