- •First time riding a bike: I rode into a fence & didn't get on the bike again until I was 12.
- •First time singing on stage: I sang God Bless the USA in Little Miss Blue Devil Pageant
- •First Musical: Annie, how typical
- •First kiss: I was 15, playing Nellie Forebush in my high school's production of South Pacific. My stage kiss was my very first kiss. Lucky for me, my Emile was a raging homosexual who is now a drag queen.
- •First stand-up: I performed at Improv Boston in an open mic night. Talked about my eyebrows.
- •First Improv: I got into bring your own improv in Warwick, RI.