Shitty Theatre Inconveniences

  1. Printing your Headshots at Walmart & waiting an hour because the machine is incompetent.
  2. Having people ask you if you want to be famous.
  3. Having family members call you "Hollywood," because they don't understand the difference.
  4. Dedicating your life into getting into a professional show, when you'll actually make dirt money.
  5. Waiting 6 hours hour at an audition, knowing there is a slim chance of getting in.
  6. Character heels are clunky and ugly.
  7. Never being able to find bobby pins anywhere.
  8. Never being able to have enough lipstick.