6 TIMES I WAS JUST TOO BUSY
- •When my friend asks me if I want to go to his comedy showDamn, I already have plans tonight! Next time!
- •When I ate too much foodI just devoured a whole pizza- I don't think I could squeeze into jeans if I wanted too
- •When you ask me to meet you in another part of townYou may as well be in a different country.
- •When you ask me to go to Hollywood AveF**k parking
- •When I just hit play on my next Netflix episode*ignores phone*
- •Anytime after 6pm on a weekdayIm so tired from sitting on my ass looking at the internet all day at work, I just need to go home and do the same...but add wine.