CURRENT THOUGHTS WHILE MY FRIEND IS VERY LATE FOR DINNER

  1. This is totally fine, I'll just have a glass of wine at the bar.
  2. I don't really want to talk to the bartender but I'm trapped.
  3. This is the only time in recent memory that I wish I had more email to catch up on.
  4. Yes I will accept this complimentary appetizer, thank you.
  5. Is 'WHERE ARE YOU' an okay text to send?
  6. I should have never picked a restaurant in the valley. Who does that.
  7. I'll make a list while I wait.