REASONS WHY I WILL LOVE RETIREMENT

My current hobbies are better suited for retirees. Can't wait to be an awesome old lady.
  1. Doing crafts all the time
  2. Lawn sports
  3. A wardrobe like Blanche Devereaux
  4. Early bird specials
  5. Traveling without being in a hurry
  6. Cooking and spending time with family
  7. Reading local newspapers
  8. All of my friends will also be retired and can hang whenever
  9. Wearing panama-fedora hybrids (and other hats) without shame/self-loathing
    Suggested by   @marywhitman
  10. One and a half glasses of wine and you are lit up like the Fourth Of July.
    Suggested by   @betsy