Here's how it's done. (cc: @sslavin84)
  1. Check into your hotel
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    Take a 30 minute nap because you haven't really slept in the past 24 hours.
  2. Look outside at the Guggenheim, realize it's closed on Mondays
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    Damn. Guess we'll go tomorrow.
  3. Eat something delicious
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    Duck rillettes + foie salad. Not pictured: tuna belly, asparagus tempura, patatas bravas, hake, bacalao in some ridiculously tasty tomato sauce.
  4. Drink some cheap wine
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    €7 for a bottle?! Is this real life?
  5. Walk to Casco Viejo, Bilbao's old quarter
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    Dates back to the late 1400s. Charming af.
  6. Admire the street art
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    ...Like this cat shitting on a human skull.
  7. Crush on a building
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    I am a sucker for 🌈
  8. Siesta
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    When in Spain...
  9. Eat more incredible things, like jamón ibérico
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    And make sure you Snap about it, otherwise IT DOESN'T COUNT.
  10. ...Or pulpo a la gallega
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    Octopus and potatoes. Damn.
  11. Drink more affordable and tasty wine
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    Think we broke the bank on this €12 bottle.
  12. Have the best night's sleep you've had in months
    Boring, but necessary.
  13. Wake up. Have a cafe con leche.
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    Coffee here rules.
  14. Hit up the Guggenheim for some art
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    There's a Francis Bacon exhibit happening right now.
  15. Highlights: Richard Serra sculpture room
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    Disorienting and awesome.
  16. Jenny Holzer LED installation
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    Love me some word art (in English and Basque!).
  17. This Alexander Calder sculpture
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    Romulus and Remus.
  18. This Bacon painting
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    I feel you, man.
  19. This Koons sculpture
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    Tulips.
  20. Take a selfie with the museum audio guide
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    ABT. Always B. Trappin', friends.
  21. Grab your bags, get in your car, and drive to San Sebastián!
    Congratulations, you survived 24 hours in Bilbao! Proud of you. 🎆