UNPOPULAR OPINIONS

after making this list I now realize why I have so few friends.
  1. CHANNING TATUM IS NOT HOT.
    I'm sorry everyone, but he truly looks like a potato. I don't know what the appeal is.
  2. MATT DAMON IS HOT.
    WHY EXACTLY IS THIS AN UNPOPULAR OPINION?! AM I JUST IN THE WRONG FRIEND GROUP?? HELP!!!!!
  3. JIM CARREY IS THE DEVIL.
    don't fight me on this one.
  4. CILANTRO IS DISGUSTING.
    want to ruin perfectly good guacamole, tacos, rice, or salsa? ADD CILANTRO! all the flavor of a stinkbug and none of the regret!* *all of the regret
  5. WATERMELON SUCKS.
    what even is watermelon? oh right!! it's the celery of fruit, that's what it is.
  6. THE NOTEBOOK IS OVERRATED.
    I side with @mindy on this one. what was so wrong with james marsden's dreamy war hero character?! why does rachel mccadams decide to spend the rest of her life with a unkempt stalker with anger issues?!