Things Elise says
This simplest things said are only funny because they come out of Elise's mouth
- •"Kasey, if it wasn't against my morals or it wasn't illegal... and if I could smoke pot with anyone in the world, it would be you."
- •"Well in Ohio we..."
- •"Awwww man, there's cheese in my yogurt"
- •*i walk in the dorm from 8am* Elise- "hello. I I fear I'm running a bit behind this morning"
- •"What if a prince in tights just climbed up the tree to our widow?"
- •"KASEY."You can take this as an excited expression or an annoyed one, because it's been used for both.
- •"I'm dropping out and becoming a nun, my name is going to be Sister Agnes"
- •"My high school colors were gold and brown.. it represents corn and dirt"
- •"I wish I was made out of animal hooves"
- •*elise laughing, "it's a guinea pig having an existential crisis"
- •"We can play water pong?"
- •"How scary would it be if you had to live with a muppet?"Wow, thank goodness muppets aren't real!!! So scary!
- •*elise dying laughing* Me: what Elise? Elise: a t-Rex is tucking a dog into bed
- •"Today I bumped into a fridge and then apologized to it"
- •"Kasey, you're like the hamster having an existential crisis"What.
- •*Elise gets out of the car* "BEEEEEEEE WOOOOOO! Sorry, I was just announcing our presence"
- •"Today, I saw a large squirrel and I thought it was a cat, so I went to pet it but then it ran away. I was sad because I didn't get to pet it and that's when I realized it was a squirrel"