1. "if college was a 4 foot rope, two hours in the library is like one of the hairs on the rope"
  2. "The other day I was home alone and got my hair sucked up into the fan"
  3. "Hi it's Regina Phalange"
  4. "CAN YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?! I'm trying to have fun with my friends"
  5. "I think I stopped breathing last night again.."