HOW TO NOT PAY FOR A HAIRCUT
Foolproof method. Been doing this for years. Trust me.
- •Don't go get a haircut.
- •Let your hair grow really long.
- •Only second-guess the length when someone tells you your hair is looking "extra lioness-y" and not as a compliment.
- •Brush them off. You look bangin'.
- •Have a glass of wine on a week night.
- •Realize your hair IS really long.
- •Eh. Maybe you should get a haircut.
- •Realize you're broke.You're not gonna spend your hard earned money for some hair to be chopped off!
- •You can do this yourself.
- •Grab the scissors.Any kind really. Hair is hair.
- •You've done this before. You're fine. You don't need to look up hair cutting tutorials on YouTube.
- •Give yourself a trim.
- •Realize you cut too much off.Freak out a little.
- •Go to YouTube. Find some tutorials about how to fix tipsy self-haircuts.
- •Realize you don't care that much.You kinda like the messy look. It has character.
- •Repeat in 6 months.