Inspired by @aesthetic
  1. You were my first kiss and made me believe that no one kissed with their tongue.
  2. Okay, yes, people definitely do kiss with tongue, as I thought.
  3. Why be a banana for Halloween?
  4. You told me this happened but it definitely didn't, you must've confused me with another girl dressed as Mario.
  5. The beard scruff burn was not fun and you were v weird.
  6. Sorry, I know you really liked me.
  7. I heard about this later but I wish I remembered this because I had the biggest crush.
  8. You should've told me you had a girlfriend (I wouldn't have kissed you, though).
  9. Love you a lot, my friend.