1. Body pillow
    Already have one but whatever.
  2. A bathing suit
    Too lazy to try it on.
  3. Celtics gear
    I hate basketball. But I love Boston sports and I'm very persuadable.
  4. Spaghetti spork
  5. A tablecloth
  6. Another tablecloth
    I don't even have a table in my apartment tbh
  7. My dignity