Things that are too annoying for me to explain why they are annoying

  1. Making something plural when referring to something singular. For example, an instagram photo of you with your hair in a ponytail at a bar and the caption reads: "bar nights with ponytails"
  2. Lists that are paragraphs separated by bullets instead of real lists.
  3. "Please consider the environment before printing this email."
  4. New Look! Same Great Product!