HOW IS THIS A THING? ++
Things that cause me to ask, how is this a thing?
- •Taxidermy.How is beheading an animal decor?
- •Socks + sandals.Oh, your feet are cold? That's why shoes exist.
- •Breaking newsIt absolutely doesn't count as breaking news if you apply it to all the things.
- •Standardized testingWe are discussing children, not livestock...right?
- •Baby/bridal showersI mean really? Have you been to these things? What is happening?
- •Small talkHard pass.
- •Shake weightWhat makes you believe this will make you ripped? Clearly a joke.
- •The invite to play your latest Facebook game.Really?
- •Local newsWhere exactly does the news part come in?
- •Pencil challengeClearly we aren't teaching enough science.
- •Home Alone 3Enough said.
- •Surface pro.This would have been cool technology in 1999.
- •The word bae
- •Selfie StickSuggested by @NoahGeisel
- •Single plyEveryone's going to fold it in half anyway.Suggested by @NoahGeisel