REASONS I MIGHT NOT BE AN ADULT YET

  1. I can't parallel park
  2. I can't drive a stick shift
  3. I don't watch/read the news every day
  4. I've only flown solo once
  5. I hang framed art with thumb tacks.
    That-Boy-I-Love tells me adults use nails.
  6. I need someone to walk me to a bathroom if there is taxidermy in the room.