REASONS I MIGHT NOT BE AN ADULT YET
- •I can't parallel park
- •I can't drive a stick shift
- •I don't watch/read the news every day
- •I've only flown solo once
- •I hang framed art with thumb tacks.That-Boy-I-Love tells me adults use nails.
- •I need someone to walk me to a bathroom if there is taxidermy in the room.