What Your Car Says About You.

  1. Jeep
    You are practical and outdoorsy. Proud to be an American. Cue the music.
  2. Volvo
    No. You are not Edward Cullen whipping shitties in the parking lot. This car says you are a big fan of safety.
  3. Subaru
    Too easy
    You have just dropped your kids off at a prestigious daycare and now it's time for a latte before your pedicure.
  5. Jaguar
    "It is better to look good than to feel good"
  6. Kia Soul
    No soul.
  7. Nissan cube
    Sorry. Clown car.