THINGS MY DAD HAS GOOGLED WHILE VISITING THIS WEEKEND THAT HE HAS INSISTED TELLING ME ABOUT

Even though I don't give a shit. I want to die.
  1. Secretariat
    You know, the horse from the 70's. He made me watch a video about a dead horse.
  2. The Battle of Gettysburg
    Can you believe the Confederacy didn't bury their dead?
  3. The Claremont Colleges
    Apparently the consortium of liberal arts colleges is jeopardizing our religious freedom somehow? I don't know, I wasn't really listening.
  4. Bears
    Yeah, just bears. Not sure how that one came up.
  5. Country music
    He watched a loud video called "The 10 Best Country Songs of All Time" while sitting in the living room that I could hear from the bedroom.