THINGS MY DAD HAS GOOGLED WHILE VISITING THIS WEEKEND THAT HE HAS INSISTED TELLING ME ABOUT
Even though I don't give a shit. I want to die.
- •SecretariatYou know, the horse from the 70's. He made me watch a video about a dead horse.
- •The Battle of GettysburgCan you believe the Confederacy didn't bury their dead?
- •The Claremont CollegesApparently the consortium of liberal arts colleges is jeopardizing our religious freedom somehow? I don't know, I wasn't really listening.
- •BearsYeah, just bears. Not sure how that one came up.
- •Country musicHe watched a loud video called "The 10 Best Country Songs of All Time" while sitting in the living room that I could hear from the bedroom.