How To Eat Condiments As Meals: Food Vehicles

Sometimes it's socially unacceptable to eat just condiments by itself. So I hide it in the following:
  1. French fries
    So I can eat huge vats of ketchup
  2. Carrot sticks
    So I can eat ranch
  3. Pizza crusts
    So I can eat more ranch
  4. Popcorn
    So I lick nutritional yeast, butter, and salt off my fingers
  5. Toast
    So I can eat enormous amounts of cheese, butter, or avocado
  6. Tortilla chips
    So I can put more guacamole in my mouth
  7. Soft boiled eggs
    So I can lick the yolk off my plate
  8. Bagels
    So I can eat more cream cheese