Los Angeles: Part One

You know the struggle...
  1. You can park here
  2. But only between ten and eight
  3. Never between twelve and three
  4. Not on Wednesdays
  5. Or Sundays
  6. Or during school hours
  7. And certainly
  8. Not past nine
  9. Unless you have a permit
  10. And only then
  11. On the other side of the street
  12. But what does that sign say?
  13. Oh, fuck it.