Headlines I Want to See in 2017
Unrealistic news headlines for 2017
- •THE CLEVELAND INDIANS AND THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS ADMIT THEIR MASCOTS ARE RACIST AND IMPLEMENT NAME CHANGESThey will now be called the Cleveland Corgis and the Washington Wookies
- •STARBUCKS TO OFFER ALMOND MILK SUBSTITUTION FOR FREE
- •WORLD'S FIRST FLYING DOG IS BORNBORN! NOT EXPERIMENTALLY MADE BUT MAGICALLY BORN
- •APPLE NOW OFFERING PRODUCTS AT REASONABLE PRICES((LOL))
- •YOU NOW DON'T HAVE TO WAIT A YEAR FOR PAPERBACK VERSIONS OF BOOKS!Paperback version to be available as soon as the book is released!
- •REPUBLICAN RUN CONGRESS ADMITS CLIMATE CHANGE IS A SERIOUS THREAT AND BEGINS TO PASS MORE LAWS TO PROTECT THE EARTH((This is the most unrealistic of all))