1. It's only 9:39, am I too young to be going to sleep this soon?
  2. But what if something happens while I'm sleeping???
  3. I kind of don't feel like getting it in tonight, how do I make that clear?
  4. What is the most un-sexy piece of clothing I own, and how can I rock it?
  5. Could I even stay up till 11?
  6. Nope.