FAVORITE FORMS OF ABRIDGED TEXT

Because short literature is the most gratifying type of literature.
  1. 1.
    Short Stories
  2. 2.
    Emoji texts from my parents
  3. 3.
    Screenplays
  4. 4.
    Poems
  5. 5.
    Lists on the List App
  6. 6.
    Comedic Essays
  7. 7.
    Fortune Cookie fortunes
  8. 8.
    Tweets
  9. 9.
    Onion Articles
  10. 10.
    Online Articles
  11. 11.
    Chain Emails
  12. 12.
    Terms & Agreements
  13. 13.
    Facebook Statuses
  14. 14.
    YouTube Comments