Wish I could be up front with the job market about my true skillz but I just don't know if the world is ready for that kind of realness yet
  1. Can help you think of that word you're trying to think of, nearly 100% success rate
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  2. Can completely zone out of physical surroundings into a mental space for as long as necessary
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  3. Can work in solitude... Forever
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  4. Can not talk to humans... Forever
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  5. Pretty good at chalkboard hand lettering
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  6. Finds free snacks always
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  7. Can make friends with most animals
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  8. Pops off big words like nobody's business
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  9. Can decipher a room's social dynamic v astutely
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  10. Punk as shit
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  11. Good at writing, painting, and playing guitar/piano by ear
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  12. Hire me to job?