How to grow up badly

  1. Settling in a contractual relationship and going on autopilot because that's what "settling down" means.
  2. Decide that your partner is in arrested development and there's no possible change in sight
  3. Pretending that everything will be fine while having violent fantasy in resolving all the issues you have
  4. Give up, give in, pick up a piece of shit by the road side and eat it then pretend that you enjoy it