SHIT I'D BUY IF I WERE A FAMOUS RAPPER
Most of which will probably end up in a pawn shop somewhere down the road.
- •Pinky ringDon't speak to me unless you kiss it first. Worth about a down payment of a small mansion in calabasas.
- •24k gold strawWith the slurpee extension.
- •Brick of cocaineSo I could rap about it. Also, so I know how much a brick of cocaine weighs, and rap that to the decimal so they know I'm not lying. Turns out I was ripped off.
- •A condo in FloridaBecause Cali is too expensive. One I'd plan on renovating but would never get to until it's too late.
- •High end toolsFor said condo. The pawn shop will love these.
- •Apple stakeThinking I'd be the first one to have new products. Turns out, I don't even own half of percent in the company. I'd settle to be a beta tester.
- •Fast food franchiseChurch's chicken. Wing stop wanted at least a mil in the bank, even if I had half of it sitting on my smallest finger. Later shut down by health inspector.
- •Life insuranceMight tell the wrong person to kiss my ring.