Live Listing Golden Globes (late and not actually live cause I recorded it)

This is such a long pointless stream of consciousness list, you've been warned
  1. Aww poor Jimmy, teleprompters
  2. Ooof popular vote jab. Already! That's one!
  3. Oooo Batman vs. Superman jab
    I'm proud
  4. Oooo inauguration joke
  5. AYYYY QUEST LOVE
  6. I need to slow this down or I'm gonna get tired
    Joke's on you, I already am
  7. Reminder that I still need to see LaLa Land
  8. This is vague, but the guy the first guy giving a speech looks at in the audience...real cute
  9. Reminder that I'm so glad SNL did that Mr. Robot parody cause I swear that guy and Pete Davidson are related
  10. Awl orgy joke, Drew
  11. Best actress in comedy! I'm torn between Rachel and Gina
    Ahh! So good it was neither! Yay a win for Blackish! And great speech!
  12. Spoilers, I already know Atlanta won
    BUT YAY FOR MAH CITY AND ALSO DONALD
  13. LISTEN TO THAT LIST OF HIS TITLES, CREATE YO OWN WORK BITCHES
  14. Donald is so precious, please help
  15. Aww he thanked the city!
  16. "we didn't think anyone would like this show" 😂
  17. They need to stop randomly cutting to people, no one looks interested or cute
  18. TBH, any clips of military training in any film still just make me think of Cadet Kelly
  19. Ugh Reese Witherspoon is so gorgeous. I love that yellow, gurrrllll
  20. WTF DAVID SCHWIMMER
    He climbed out from under his rock
  21. It's gonna be awk when someone gets the music played on them cause Quest Love is RIGHT there
    Like..they could just give him side eye
  22. Travolta was in People v OJ?!
  23. Damn, relevant speech
  24. AHHHHH MAKING ART SO RELEVANT AND TALKING ABOUT IT AHHHH
    My fav
  25. Reminder # 2 that I need to see LaLa Land
  26. Reminder #3 that I need to see LaLa Land
  27. The three accepting for best original song!! So cute!
    "We're so nervous!" "For musical theatre nerds everywhere" ..I love it
  28. Pretty sure I'm up to LaLa Land reminder # 8
  29. I was right, I'm getting tired
  30. Yay Viola and her speech about adapting theatre for film!
  31. This is me admitting I had no idea Denzel ALSO directed that film
  32. Turns out if anyone says "diversity" everyone in the audience who is not white must be on full alert to have the camera cut to them and stay on them until end of speech
  33. Yeah no one at these awards looks like they want to be there
  34. YAS HAMILTON MIXTAPE
  35. Deadpool is up for stuff tonight?! Wow! Must've JUST missed the cutoff last year
  36. Omg, phew, not Winona Ryder
    (Sorry)
  37. WHAT A SPARKLY DRESS
    I'm blind
  38. Does anyone ever think to abbreviate Hollywood Foreign Press to HFP??
    "Big thanks to the HFP!" Seems easier
  39. ^Would this come off disrespectful or something?
    Idk
  40. I saw "The Crown" listed and immediately thought "that's on the list of tv @bjnovak is currently into!"
    Oh hey, and it won. Bj's good taste validated with a golden globe
  41. OOOO MERYL STREEP IS COMING UP
    I've seen stuff about the speech all over social media but haven't looked at it yet on purpose
  42. Crying, thanks Viola's intro
  43. Boy if they don't show a clip from Devil Wears Prada....
    Okay, thank you
  44. Lol at playing Mama Mia while she walks up
  45. Fuck I'm so ready for it
  46. WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
  47. Crying again. You preach empathy, Meryl!!!
  48. Lol @ chris Pratt the golf boy
    Also that whole video was a cute idea
  49. I'm ready to go to sleep but I'm finishing what I started because I refuse to save this list as a draft
  50. LaLa Land reminder # 9
    God I need to see it
  51. I forgot about Mandy Moore but she has not aged
  52. Is that Jess from Gilmore Girls?
    He spoke, it is
  53. AHHHH DONALD IM SO FUCKING HAPPY
  54. Cry count #3, thank you precious Donald and the precious speech
  55. LaLa Land reminder #10
    I already wanted to see it, this is just overkill
  56. "Hope and creativity are two of the most important things in the world"
    Loving this speech, thanks Emma!
  57. DUBLIN
    Aww I wanna see this! Didn't even know about it!
  58. Brad Pitt was executive producer of Moonlight?
  59. Reminder #2 that I need to see Moonlight
  60. NO HE DID NOT JUST MESS UP MCCRANEYS NAME!!!
    Ugh. I knew I still hated him.
  61. EDDIE IS SO CUTE
  62. Wow reminder number..11(?) that I need to see LaLa Land??
    I'm too lazy to scroll up
  63. Emma Stone's dress reminds me of Glinda
    As in the Good Witch
  64. Omg so many commercial breaks
    Thank goodness I recorded
  65. My recording had a 30 minute rollover set and I hope it didn't need it
  66. OMG BRI
    Still love her
  67. Omg I forgot how cute Andre Garfield is
  68. YAY CASEY AFFLECK
    Not gonna lie, didn't know who he was until he hosted SNL the other week, but he is hilarious
  69. "And well..I agree"
    LOLOL
  70. That does not look like Natalie Portman
    Also I keep forgetting Jackie is a thing and I also want to see it
  71. Ugh it's cold in my house now I'm tired and cold
  72. Just starting thinking of what anti-Meryl tweets we can expect from Trump tomorrow
    Probably a list all of its own
  73. FUCK YES MOONLIGHT
    My god I need to see it
  74. They seriously almost just forgot to thank McCraney....wtf
    I'm out
  75. Annnnd my dvr needed 4 minutes of the run over time
  76. Well my love Jimmy Fallon said goodnight everybody, so...
  77. Goodnight everybody!!!
  78. Ohhh effff when finding that I just found a bunch of Golden Globes gifs I could've spiced it up with
  79. Okay, well it's almost 4:30 AM and I start my final semester of college tomorrow so..oh well, worth it!
    Jk, I regret everything.