THE THINGS I WOULD DO FOR A BETTER CONCEPT OF TIME
- •Sever a limbPerhaps not so obviously
- •Eat yellow snowLess severe, but nasty
- •Sleep with Father TimeHey, whatever it takes
- •Listen to only the Schmuel song for the rest of foreverNanananananana Kimbo, it's gonna be worth it
- •Allow Father Time to consume my soul and take over the empty vessel of my bodyHe's surely much better at running this life than I
- •Name my unborn child after The Clock GodsI don't know who they are or what they go by, or who would want this, but I would do it
- •Eat a bug, idkI'm done. But I'd do pretty much anything. Try me.