1. Kill
  2. Sever a limb
    Perhaps not so obviously
  3. Eat yellow snow
    Less severe, but nasty
  4. Sleep with Father Time
    Hey, whatever it takes
  5. Listen to only the Schmuel song for the rest of forever
    Nanananananana Kimbo, it's gonna be worth it
  6. Allow Father Time to consume my soul and take over the empty vessel of my body
    He's surely much better at running this life than I
  7. Name my unborn child after The Clock Gods
    I don't know who they are or what they go by, or who would want this, but I would do it
  8. Eat a bug, idk
    I'm done. But I'd do pretty much anything. Try me.