Things That Happen by 2017 According to Parks and Rec
- •"Hitch 2: Son of a Hitch" has come out
- •LeBron has gone back to Miami
- •Jenna Marbles LA mansion is included on a tour
- •A top 10 listicle has won the Pulitzer
- •The Cubs won the World Series
- •Nicki Minaj and Jesse Eisenberg were beefing at the BAFTAs.
- •Joe Biden wrote a book of poetry called Biden the Rails: 1,001 Poems Inspired by My Travels Through Amtrak’s Northeast Corridor.
- •Game of Thrones ends with Khaleesi marrying Jack Sparrow.
- •Shia LaBeouf is a successful wedding dress and jewelry designer.
- •Elton John owns Chick-Fil-A.