Things That Happen by 2017 According to Parks and Rec

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  1. "Hitch 2: Son of a Hitch" has come out
  2. LeBron has gone back to Miami
  3. Jenna Marbles LA mansion is included on a tour
  4. A top 10 listicle has won the Pulitzer
  5. The Cubs won the World Series
  6. Nicki Minaj and Jesse Eisenberg were beefing at the BAFTAs.
  7. Joe Biden wrote a book of poetry called Biden the Rails: 1,001 Poems Inspired by My Travels Through Amtrak’s Northeast Corridor.
  8. Game of Thrones ends with Khaleesi marrying Jack Sparrow.
  9. Shia LaBeouf is a successful wedding dress and jewelry designer.
  10. Elton John owns Chick-Fil-A.