ACTORS THAT WILL MAKE ME MORE LIKELY TO SEE A MOVIE
- •John KrasinskiBUT only if it also has Jenna Fischer in it and if they are in love with each other in the movie. I do not live in a world where either of them have other romantic interests.
- •Nicholas CageBecause after every line he says I imagine him saying "I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence" and I find that funny.
- •Amy Poehler
- •Tina Fey
- •Kristin Wiig
- •Times one million if any of the three previous are in the movie together
- •The dog from Marley and Me