ACTORS THAT WILL MAKE ME MORE LIKELY TO SEE A MOVIE

  1. John Krasinski
    BUT only if it also has Jenna Fischer in it and if they are in love with each other in the movie. I do not live in a world where either of them have other romantic interests.
  2. Nicholas Cage
    Because after every line he says I imagine him saying "I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence" and I find that funny.
  3. Amy Poehler
  4. Tina Fey
  5. Kristin Wiig
  6. Times one million if any of the three previous are in the movie together
  7. The dog from Marley and Me