BAD REFLEXES I HAVE

  1. Slamming on the brakes when I see a cop.
    I'm not even doing anything wrong!
  2. "Fight response" instead of "flight response."
    I heard someone go into my basement. I had a clear, easy path to my car. Instead I grabbed a pair of scissors and went to stab the intruder. Luckily I realized it was my dad before the stabbing ensued.
  3. Falling straight to the ground when someone scares me.
    What are you gonna do from the ground, Ky?
  4. Saying, "but I'm feeling twenty twoooooo" every time anyone says "I don't know about you..."
    Not always appropriate. Rarely, actually.
  5. Self destructing otherwise healthy relationships.
    Whoops 💁🏼