HOW TO WALK TO CLASS IN THE WINTER

  1. 1.
    Talk yourself into it
    "This is good." You tell yourself. "Get your degree. Think of the children."
  2. 2.
    Put on layers and layers and layers
    Sweatshirts! Coats! Hats! Gloves! The fur of 30 alpacas!
  3. 3.
    Head towards the door
    You're doing it. You're really doing it.
  4. 4.
    Step outside
    So brave!!!
  5. 5.
    Feel the cold
    "Wait I didn't sign up for this." You say.
  6. 6.
    Turn around
  7. 7.
    Go back inside
    It's not worth it.
  8. 8.
    Go to bed