INANIMATE THINGS THAT KNOW ME BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN

  1. Spotify Discover Weekly Playlist
  2. Dry shampoo
  3. Taco Bell mild sauce packets
  4. My phone charger
    Literally always with me; there for me when I need it; ilysm
  5. Pink wine okay
  6. That ref who saw me changing at a volleyball tourney once
    Not an inanimate thing but our connection is very very real and now I'm crying with embarrassment again
  7. 2 am
    Not an object but has seen my best writing and my worst tears
  8. Any place I've bought tampons
    Takes several hours