STEPS TO ORDER YOUR COFFEE TO MAKE YOUR BARISTA LOVE YOU

  1. 1.
    If you have a tab, tell me that first thing!
    I have to click on your tab before I put in the order. If you order six drinks and then tell me it's on a tab I have to redo it all and I hate you.
  2. 2.
    "Can I please have..."
    Be polite or else I hate you.
  3. 3.
    Size first
    We write on the cup and I need to know which cup to write on before you tell me every other detail about the drink. If I ask you "large or small" and you say "regular" I hate you.
  4. 4.
    Iced or hot
    If I make it hot and then you ask for it iced I hate you.
  5. 5.
    Actual drink next
    ie. Latte/cappuccino/mocha. Some baristas like you to start with the flavor but some drinks already come with flavor and then I write too many things and I hate you.
  6. 6.
    Flavoring
    If you ask for pumpkin spice and its July: we don't have it and I hate you.
  7. 7.
    Specifications
    Nonfat milk. No foam. The tears of your firstborn child. If you get too wild with these and I run out of room to write on the cup I hate you.
  8. 8.
    Whipped cream or nah?
    If you ask for soy milk and then get whipped cream I don't understand and I hate you.
  9. 9.
    Say thanks!
    Be polite or else I hate you.
  10. 10.
    Wow look! You did it! I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!