THINGS MY SUITEMATES DID WHEN THEY REALIZED ROOMMATE AND I HAVE GONE TO BED EARLY
- •Came into our room
- •Expressed concern that we were actually dead
- •Told us about how they just got locked in at HollisterFirst off why did you go to Hollister. Second off are you an Amish boy. Third off goodbye.
- •Stroked my hair
- •Praised me for watching Fixer Upper as I fall asleep
- •Lowkey beat each other up as we sighed audibly
- •Knocked over my guitar
- •Screamed "OH GOOOOOSH I'M SO SORRY"
- •Left as I said "never come in here again."