THINGS MY SUITEMATES DID WHEN THEY REALIZED ROOMMATE AND I HAVE GONE TO BED EARLY

  1. Came into our room
  2. Expressed concern that we were actually dead
  3. Told us about how they just got locked in at Hollister
    First off why did you go to Hollister. Second off are you an Amish boy. Third off goodbye.
  4. Stroked my hair
  5. Praised me for watching Fixer Upper as I fall asleep
  6. Lowkey beat each other up as we sighed audibly
  7. Knocked over my guitar
  8. Screamed "OH GOOOOOSH I'M SO SORRY"
  9. Left as I said "never come in here again."