WHAT EVERYONE AROUND ME ON THIS PLANE IS DOING
I'm a creep 🕵
- •Lady beside meReading a book on her iPad that seems v intense. "I have to meet them. You know that. It's a requirement." Intriguing.
- •Her husband (?)Getting lost on his iPhone. As in clicking random spa trying to figure out what they are. Same.
- •Guy caddy corner from meI thought for a second we might fall in love. But then he spent way too much time looking at that picture of those three girls. Hard pass.
- •Brother sitting right behind meKicked my seat. Whispered in my ear "could you feel that?" Yes. Goodbye.
- •Sister and her husbandSitting beside my brother and making me sit all alone LIKE THE TRAITORS THEY ARE.
- •Flight attendantTelling me to turn my phone to airplane mode.
- •Goodbye world