1. The bike path is a second sidewalk
    Until the delivery men bike ride at night
  2. Broadway theaters are out shined by billboards and big screens
    Poor elephant man can never get the attention he deserves
  3. Nobody speaks english
    You pretty much feel like you're in Japan
  4. There's just as many chain stores as there are chain smokers
    a surprising amount of chain smokers do happen to eat at chain restaurants
  5. Double decker bus drivers want to kill themselves at rush hour
    If you think your job is bad, take a look at these fucking guys
  6. An Indian guy sold me a phone charger that broke and when I tried to return it he tried to sell me a new one
    Told him I would give him a bad review on yelp and he laughed at me