Questions I Would Ask if I Joined the Military
- •Do you tip the barber who gives you a buzz cut?
- •What's the wifi situation?
- •Is there a buddy system?
- •When's the USO show?If Jeff Ross doesn't show up to roast people I'd question his patriotism
- •Can we keep the camouflage after the war is over?
- •Where are the poppy plants and Vietnamese hookers?
- •Are you eligible for a Purple Heart if you get PTSD before you start training?
- •Are there army / navy mixers?
- •Is don't ask don't tell still a thing?