Stuff I Would Keep in a Purse

  1. A fanny pack
    Incase I want to wear something smaller while I'm out
  2. An unauthorized biography of Mary J. Blige
    As important as the dictionary
  3. My college degree
    The most valuable thing I own
  4. Salt Spray
    Pepper spray is too expensive
  5. A map of Detroit
    Incase I get lost
  6. Headlamp
    Incase it gets dark and I want to skim my Mary J Blige book
  7. Steamers
    Incase I'm hungry