Suggested Improvements for Madame Tussauds Wax Museum

  1. Have a yearly melting party where you melt all the celebrities who aren't relevant anymore
  2. Use the quote "wax on, wax off" as a slogan for when the wax museum is open and closed
  3. Start a bitter rivalry between Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum by releasing propaganda about Ripley being a racist during the early 1900's
  4. Open up a sibling company called Mister Tussaudes featuring dead icons and stuff them like taxidermy
  5. Have an R-rated wax exhibition featuring naked icons who we've never seen nude before