1. Parents with tattoos give birth to babies who are born with those same tattoos
    That'll teach em a lesson
  2. A movie theater you can rent out and play movies you want
    This would enable me to watch the best comedy of all time Blast From The Past (1999) in a real theater
  3. A button that puts you to sleep
    Better yet, the button will have ability to record a movie of your dreams so you can show people later at the movie theater you rent out
  4. Using an app to vote
    That way I can look up everyone's policy moments before I make my decision which will obviously make or break the election
  5. Invisible headphones
    I look goofy wearing over the ear headphones in public