1. Prudential.com
    For those who are interested in prude girls and their potential, but when they go to this site they end up making a retirement plan
  2. GoDaddy.com
    Not sure why anybody would watch porn for the dialogue but "Go Daddy" is one of the most common sayings in porn
  3. TopMan.com
    For those who like it when guys are on top
  4. GroupOn.com
    For those looking for an orgy to watch
  5. Forever21.com
    Matthew Mcconaughey's character from Dazed and Confused would probably think this was a porn site