4 REASONS I THINK SHE LEFT

  1. 1.
    She wanted to experiment with things that I was uncomfortable with. Aka butt stuff.
  2. 2.
    I recently put on about thirty pounds because frozen pizza sale.
  3. 3.
    My mom died last year. But that's not really a reason but it did make things kinda shitty.
  4. 4.
    Dan Savage.