5 SURPRISING USES FOR FROZEN PIZZA
- 1.Breakfast. At 11:30am. Alone. Watching the view.
- 2.To stop oneself from constantly moaning in agony.
- 3.Add sriracha sauce for a special occasion. Like when you finally put on pants.
- 4.The boxes make great conversation pieces.Ted: Wow that's a lot of frozen pizza boxes. Me: I hate my life. Ted: You said that already. Maybe you should go outside.
- 5.Save the crusts for what I like to call "dream cabin". Think Lincoln Logs but with pizza crusts.