5 SURPRISING USES FOR FROZEN PIZZA

  1. 1.
    Breakfast. At 11:30am. Alone. Watching the view.
  2. 2.
    To stop oneself from constantly moaning in agony.
  3. 3.
    Add sriracha sauce for a special occasion. Like when you finally put on pants.
  4. 4.
    The boxes make great conversation pieces.
    Ted: Wow that's a lot of frozen pizza boxes. Me: I hate my life. Ted: You said that already. Maybe you should go outside.
  5. 5.
    Save the crusts for what I like to call "dream cabin". Think Lincoln Logs but with pizza crusts.