7 GREAT PIECES OF ADVICE FROM MY STUPID FRIENDS
- 1.Go outside.Because the sun or trees or some shit.
- 2.Maybe think about showering.Thanks for that Ted. But maybe I haven't gotten around to it because when I shower I have to use her shampoo which is bad enough because I end up smelling like her. Which you would think would make me sad. But I just get angry because we had the kind of relationship where I just used her shampoo instead of getting my own.
- 3.Buy some shampoo.
- 4.Stop drinking to excess.
- 5.Come in to work Monday or find a new job.
- 6.Stop calling here.
- 7.Change how you are thinking/feeling.