7 GREAT PIECES OF ADVICE FROM MY STUPID FRIENDS

  1. 1.
    Go outside.
    Because the sun or trees or some shit.
  2. 2.
    Maybe think about showering.
    Thanks for that Ted. But maybe I haven't gotten around to it because when I shower I have to use her shampoo which is bad enough because I end up smelling like her. Which you would think would make me sad. But I just get angry because we had the kind of relationship where I just used her shampoo instead of getting my own.
  3. 3.
    Buy some shampoo.
  4. 4.
    Stop drinking to excess.
  5. 5.
    Come in to work Monday or find a new job.
  6. 6.
    Stop calling here.
  7. 7.
    Change how you are thinking/feeling.