7 GREAT PIECES OF ADVICE FROM MY STUPID FRIENDS
- •Go outside.Because the sun or trees or some shit.
- •Maybe think about showering.Thanks for that Ted. But maybe I haven't gotten around to it because when I shower I have to use her shampoo which is bad enough because I end up smelling like her. Which you would think would make me sad. But I just get angry because we had the kind of relationship where I just used her shampoo instead of getting my own.
- •Buy some shampoo.
- •Stop drinking to excess.
- •Come in to work Monday or find a new job.
- •Stop calling here.
- •Change how you are thinking/feeling.