100% REAL STAR WARS EPISODE VII SPOILERS
These come from a VERY reputable source in Hollywood. Don't believe me too bad!!!!
- •The first half of the movie is just an unedited shot of Luke Skywalker doing Tae Bo on VHS.
- •Han Solo dies. I mean dyes. His hair. He dyes his hair.
- •Billy Blanks (of Tae Bo fame) makes a cameo as a Tae Bo instructor from Naboo.
- •One new Jedi character goes by the mysterious name "Tae Bo."
- •Binks is back, baby! My source tells me Jar-Jar finally returns as a martial artist looking to combine tae kwan do with kickboxing.
- •JJ Abrams is apparently considering a change to the film's title. The front runner is "Episode VII: Tae Bo Awakens"
- •Yoda opens a Pinkberry franchise
- •Can't wait to see this huge movie in December!!!