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  1. Stage 1: Cooly informing the host that your dinner companion should be here shortly. He refuses to seat you.
  2. Stage 2: Your stomach silently (but not for long) grumbles as the masse of shellfish craving Gentiles funnel in and out around you.
  3. Stage 3: Self entertainment becomes necessary as the team of hosts start to eye you suspiciously. So you take to looking into the lobster tank and giggling with the small children who wander over in awe.
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