EXPLAIN LAWN CHAIRS

I present to you a scenario where a lawn chair is applying for a new job. Here is its résumé (hat tip to @Debby for the suggestion).
  1. BACKGROUND
  2. Being a chair is often an under-appreciated job. Usually taken for granted, however people definitely know it when we're not present or available. I aim to make myself adaptable to all scenarios, harnessing a multitude of skills to make myself the most convenient counterpart to your home life and/or event.
  3. STRENGTHS
  4. A multi-tasker
    specializes in furniture for lawns, but able to quickly adapt to any scenario it's thrown into
  5. Team player
    works well with others, and provides a solid foundation for the group
  6. WEAKNESSES
  7. Doesn't always work well under pressure
    I have a tendency to fold inside out easily while being transported, but I bounce back quickly by maintaining a positive attitude, using the "bend and not break" method
  8. Not the softest of the bunch
    Someone's gotta stay firm, but I usually need a cushion to give the user satisfaction
  9. EXPERIENCE
    MORE WORK AND REFERENCES UPON REQUEST
  10. 2010-2014: Thompson Family Residence
    various graduation parties, weddings, social events, picnics
  11. 2014-present: Brian Thompson's dorm room
    donated when eldest son left for college
  12. REASON(S) FOR LEAVING / WANTING TO LEAVE MOST RECENT EMPLOYMENT
    under-appreciated by current tenant (the bean bag chair got here 2 weeks ago and has already made it to the living room)